Runners that enjoy a nice, sexy ass: Here's your bible.

Sunglasses are your friend. If it’s daylight, wear them. In the event they turn unexpectedly, they won’t see your eyes mesmerized by their ass. At night, wear a headlamp to go with a handheld. Use the handheld for actual navigation. Angle the headlamp slightly higher than your field of vision. If you’re staring at their ass and they look back, they’ll be blinded by the headlamp and won’t see exactly where your eyes are focused. Have an excuse ready. If you are caught, you can say something like “You have some dirt on the back of your thigh.” Since it’s hard to tell exactly where you were looking, the thigh is more socially acceptable than the ass. If you’re somewhat knowledgeable, you can comment about their running gait. A good standby is to suggest their strides are a little too long. Be aware of angles and other people. It’s pretty obvious when someone s staring at anot...

Full article: http://barefootrunninguniversity.com/2013/09/17/the-art-o...

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