28 Feb '15, 10pm

Things runners say when not running... #run #hilarious #lmao

Things runners say when not running... #run #hilarious #lmao

Running is kind of an identity thing . Even when you’re not running, you’re still very much a runner. How so? Because you say this stuff: 1. “If I ran, I’d be there by now.” Said when: Late to work Expanded version: “If I ran, I’d be there by now. Why can’t I run everywhere? Would people judge me if I started running now even though I’m in my work clothes? They would. I’m so late.” 2. “I made too much quinoa again.” Said when: Every time quinoa is cooked. Variations: “I made too much couscous/ brown rice again.” Afterthought: “How could it NOT be duplicating itself after I add water?” 3. “I could run faster than this.” Said when: Stuck in traffic Expanded version: “ I could run faster than this. I could probably get out of the car right now and prove it. And it would be a baby job.” 4. “I could have run 10K by now.” Said when: Slept in 5. “I think I just read a PB.” Said w...

Full article: http://runningmagazine.ca/things-runners-say-running/

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